My Name is Jimmy & You Better Not Wear It Out

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johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”