My Name is Jimmy & You Better Not Wear It Out

whoa, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMMY!

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:17:54 -0400

johnnyfc:

thanks for always being there for me, bro. literally always. literally.

AWW. THANKS, JOHNNY!

PLL IS BACK TONIGHT, YOU GUYS!

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:08:48 -0500

johnnyfc:

whose house are we watching at?

Bitch please. I am sassier than all the women on that show combined.

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:50:21 -0400

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

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I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”

god you’re such an asshole. why do you only ever show up on the internet when you want to publicly sip your haterade? goddamn.

BECAUSE I CAN.

well I think you should stop being such a goddamn debbie downer all the time.

This coming from the person who made me up because he couldn’t deal with the real world and his emotions. TOUGH LOVE IS HOW I OPERATE, BUDDY.

yeah, well, all of that is in the past now. so obviously you must like me at least a little if you’re still freaking hanging around.

Yes, well.

…can we have pizza for dinner tonight?

yes, we can have pizza for dinner tonight.

Thanks, man.

…can we get one with pineapple?

welllll… maybe we could just get half of it with pineapple? like a compromise?

Okay. That’s fine.

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:09:57 -0400

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”

god you’re such an asshole. why do you only ever show up on the internet when you want to publicly sip your haterade? goddamn.

BECAUSE I CAN.

well I think you should stop being such a goddamn debbie downer all the time.

This coming from the person who made me up because he couldn’t deal with the real world and his emotions. TOUGH LOVE IS HOW I OPERATE, BUDDY.

yeah, well, all of that is in the past now. so obviously you must like me at least a little if you’re still freaking hanging around.

Yes, well.

…can we have pizza for dinner tonight?

yes, we can have pizza for dinner tonight.

Thanks, man.

…can we get one with pineapple?

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:56:30 -0400

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”

god you’re such an asshole. why do you only ever show up on the internet when you want to publicly sip your haterade? goddamn.

BECAUSE I CAN.

well I think you should stop being such a goddamn debbie downer all the time.

This coming from the person who made me up because he couldn’t deal with the real world and his emotions. TOUGH LOVE IS HOW I OPERATE, BUDDY.

yeah, well, all of that is in the past now. so obviously you must like me at least a little if you’re still freaking hanging around.

Yes, well.

…can we have pizza for dinner tonight?

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:43:37 -0400

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”

god you’re such an asshole. why do you only ever show up on the internet when you want to publicly sip your haterade? goddamn.

BECAUSE I CAN.

well I think you should stop being such a goddamn debbie downer all the time.

This coming from the person who made me up because he couldn’t deal with the real world and his emotions. TOUGH LOVE IS HOW I OPERATE, BUDDY.

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:36:16 -0400

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”

god you’re such an asshole. why do you only ever show up on the internet when you want to publicly sip your haterade? goddamn.

BECAUSE I CAN.

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:25:00 -0400

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

I’m so very sorry that that was such a traumatizing facebook status for you to look at, bro. but I think you need to calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SONGS WE’RE CALLED “SCRUFFY, FAILURE AT LIFE IS TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO ACTUALLY SING A SONG HE WROTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHE IS AWAKE SO HE SINGS WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP” OR “IMMATURE, FAILURE AT LIFE CAN’T HOLD DOWN A DESK JOB”

I AM IN A RAGE.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:10:42 -0400

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

some people should just not be allowed to use the internet.

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:57:20 -0400

Like you? OH HO!

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Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:02:03 -0400

I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY QUEEN RIGHT NOW.

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 22:50:27 -0400

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Wed, 08 Jun 2011 21:45:12 -0400

hellaaoakland: Gurlfrands shopping! Johnny looks upset lurking...

Tue, 24 May 2011 19:50:49 -0400

hellaaoakland:

Gurlfrands shopping!

Johnny looks upset lurking in the background.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Thu, 19 May 2011 21:15:12 -0400

GUYS GUYS GUYS:

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

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johnnyfc:

tumblr’s tumblr-y weirdness inspired me to look at the goddess’s tour dates

WE

HAVE

TO

GO

YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO. NO NO NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT, JOHNNY, BECAUSE THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO ENDURE THAT HORROR. YOU KNOW CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

YES I DO! I’M BUYING TICKETS RIGHT NOW. HAHAHA. sucks for you.

NO. YOU STOP THAT. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW, JOHNATHAN. YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO PRISON AND YOU MIGHT END UP AS SOMEONE’S BITCH.

OH GOD YOUR TAGS D;SJKFNLB;HDKJLF I AM GOING TO FIND MY GIRLFRIEND NOW AND SHE IS GOING TO HIDE ME FROM YOU AND YOUR TWISTED MIND-INSIDE-MY-MIND.

IT’S THE TRUTH, JOHNATHAN! YOU WOULDN’T LAST IN THE BIG HOUSE. YOU’RE JUST A SCRAWNY, WHITE, HIPSTER BOY AND SOMEONE WITH A NAME LIKE…BIG BERTHA WILL JUST COMPLETELY DEMOLISH YOU IN A PRISON FIGHT. I AM ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. AND ME. BECAUSE FUCKING…I DON’T WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Thu, 19 May 2011 21:08:56 -0400

GUYS GUYS GUYS:

johnnyfc:

gotdrugs:

johnnyfc:

tumblr’s tumblr-y weirdness inspired me to look at the goddess’s tour dates

WE

HAVE

TO

GO

YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO. NO NO NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT, JOHNNY, BECAUSE THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO ENDURE THAT HORROR. YOU KNOW CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

YES I DO! I’M BUYING TICKETS RIGHT NOW. HAHAHA. sucks for you.

NO. YOU STOP THAT. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW, JOHNATHAN. YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO PRISON AND YOU MIGHT END UP AS SOMEONE’S BITCH.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Thu, 19 May 2011 21:02:56 -0400

GUYS GUYS GUYS:

johnnyfc:

tumblr’s tumblr-y weirdness inspired me to look at the goddess’s tour dates

WE

HAVE

TO

GO

YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO. NO NO NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT, JOHNNY, BECAUSE THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO ENDURE THAT HORROR. YOU KNOW CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

huaalgghfdkl: omg RELEVANT. Truer words have never been...

Thu, 19 May 2011 20:55:36 -0400

huaalgghfdkl:

omg RELEVANT.

Truer words have never been spoken. Get yo act together, boi.

Here’s a present for you, Johnny.

Tue, 17 May 2011 17:07:10 -0400

Here’s a present for you, Johnny.

johnnyfc: wait… WHAT. I DON’T WANT TO DIE ON EASTER...

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:31:33 -0400

johnnyfc:

wait… WHAT. I DON’T WANT TO DIE ON EASTER SUNDAY!

SOMEONE HIDE ME!

I WILL NOT HIDE YOU. I DIED EVERY SINGLE DAY, SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE! SO STOP YOUR WHINING AND BE A MAN.