I AM IN A RAGE.

July 27, 2011 at 3:10 PM

I WOULD NEVER SING SOMETHING WITH A TRITE NAME LIKE “ST. JIMMIES” SONG.

I AM ST. JIMMY, A NEFARIOUS, PARTY HAT LOVING DRUG DEALER. I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM TOPPING.

BESIDES, THEY’RE CALLED SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU CHOPPED UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE NAMED JIMMY TO TOP YOUR ICE CREAM WITH.

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